If you believe what the WordPress spambots say about it, I’m a middle-aged man with a severe erectile disfunction problem.

Well joke’s on you, bots! My Manly Quotient has shot way through the roof since I started my Bus Gamer injections.

Episode Two provides more of the same as the first installment: pretty boys acting angsty and kicking ass. Except for the one that acts like a woman, though even he manages to land a hit. I guess that’s what passes for character development in Bus Gamer.

BG doesn’t waste our time with crap like dialogue and pacing. Why develop in a few well-written conversations what you can get across in a grin and a grunt? Amen, I say. One thing anime has too damn little of is fighting and faux philosophical speeches. DO YOUR BEST!

We flash-forward to the sixth round of competition, which doesn’t go quite as planned. But don’t worry. Our bad boys are still able to swing their cocks around, kick some ass AND save Loudmouth Blonde Virgin.

…Who, P.S., sort of comes up with a sort of good plan - and, more importantly, gets to hold and fire a gun. (He also gets the other boys’ email addresses so they can K.I.T. like B.F.F. Ooooh, manly!)

It’s not all fun and games for our guys, though. A cop - a LADY cop - shows up to ruin all their fun, with her laws and her tits. What a bitch. Can’t three pretty men pal around and beat up thugs without some woman getting all uppity?

Well? Can’t they?

(Tortured Ginger Bishie and Black-Hair-No-Eyes felt left out. Men are such babies.)

Next time: Titties McCop gives it good and hard to our three heroes. OH YEAH!

Posted on Sunday, April 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm in Bus Gamer. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.