Code Geass - or Code Geese or Code Gayass or Code Greatass, whatever your flavor of pet name happens to be - knows how to make my little heart skip a few beats. Oh, you naughty series, you had me going with that first episode!

But Code Geass doesn’t abuse its fans. It doesn’t treat us like we’re idiots (ahem) and it doesn’t revel in keeping us in the dark (ahem ahem). No sir. Code Geass raises questions and then…gasp! Answers them.

Question 1: What the crap happened with Lulu and Susucku?!

Answer: They both shoot! And miss. Not by a lot, but nobody gets hurts. OK, a little predictable, but at least now we know.

Less predictably, Suck-kun grows a pair and drags Lulu around by the hair a little. Nice touch, kid.

Question 2: Why didn’t he remember anything?!

Answer: The emperor has the geese! IN BOTH EYES! omgwtfbbq.

Question 3: When are Lulu and Kallen going to hook up?!

Answer: Not yet.

Question 4: Why did they let Susucku into the most elite blah-blah-blah squad? Seriously. He’s lame and useless and still in high school.

Answer: Because he does that thing with his tongue. Also, because the other pilots will be more tractable if they have a piece of fresh meat to toy with. So I assume. I dunno. The emperor rolled over pretty fast on that one.

Question 5: What’s the deal with the brother?!

Answer: He’s not really Lulu’s brother. Of course. Actually…HE’S GOT THE GEESE TOO! Oh my goodness. Are they putting this stuff in the water or what?

Question 6: Hey…that cool guy with the sword isn’t going to die, right? Right?

Answer: WHAT! HEY! What do you mean the episode is over?!

Next time: Jewelry, girls, cooking and…ponies. This show is so hardcore.

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